The Umbrella Letters is my second Daily Deviation.
The first one is called Tuesday Afternoon and might tickle your eyes equally.
God Morgon

RestaurantsA small company of guests are preparing to order.Restaurants
WOMAN: Excuse me, is there a vegetarian option?
WAITOR: Certainly, madam. We call it the Door!


Small TalkIn prison. Two women are sitting in a spartan cell.Small Talk
ONE OF THEM (awkwardly): Er, did you ever... fry one of your partners?
THE OTHER: Excuse me?
ONE OF THEM: Did you ever fry them?
THE OTHER: What do you mean?
ONE OF THEM: I mean fry them, in butter. And then have them for tea?
THE OTHER (appalled): No!
ONE OF THEM: No, of course not. Me neither.
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I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one...
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When life gets you down, just say "Fuck it", and eat some candy.
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a daydream spills from my corked head
breaks free of my wooden head
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I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one...
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If I ever meet myself," said Zaphod, "I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.
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ciKalong.
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Be yourself, there are others enough already.
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