In prison. Two women are sitting in a spartan cell.
ONE OF THEM (awkwardly):
Er, did you ever... fry one of your partners?
THE OTHER:
Excuse me?
ONE OF THEM:
Did you ever fry them?
THE OTHER:
What do you mean?
ONE OF THEM:
I mean fry them, in butter. And then have them for tea?
THE OTHER (appalled):
No!
ONE OF THEM:
No, of course not. Me neither.
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"I hope it doesn't peck our eyes out, but if it does...well... we'll just have to learn to live with it."-Mike Dirnt
"I don't understand what Billie just said,so I'll talk about chickens..."-Tre Cool
This mad me so happy.
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the ones who steal to enrich their lives,
and those that steal to define their lives.
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Why do men have all the fun? I mean, beard AND bassic voice??
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